Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Checking Out The Competition



Living in LA LA LAND had its moments. They we rare but always blew us over like a breath of fresh air. Being drunk or stoned helped with facing the brutal truth. To get anywhere one needed to be a perfect size zero with double D implants and long Blonde hair extensions. Middle aged, over weight celebrity stalkers had no place in Hollywood or so you would think.
Posh has some stiff composition ahead. You can almost guarantee David will get that exclusive invitation to the Playboy Mansion in the post before long. Hefner loves having good looking sexy men around at his parties to help him entertain his string of blond bombshell playmates.
It might be prudent for Posh to be one step ahead of the Game and make friends with Bill Farley, right hand man and personal assistant to Heff. She could suggest a poker night, Heff's favorite pass time, giving her the perfect opportunity to check out the competition.

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