Open Your North And South And Become A Paper Hat

It has to be seen as a worry when Victoria Beckham is teaching Tom Cruise to Talk Posh, Cor Blimey!!! It seems Tom is fascinated by her Cockney slang and enjoys mimicking her whenever he is round her pad for a cuppa, we cannot think of anything more ridiculous.

The next thing we know Tom will be backing the remake of

Mary Poppins with Posh playing the Nanny and him playing Bert the Dick Van Dyke role, no no please.

This is what happens when the provincial meets the rough. She has probably told them all she is great pals with the Queen and often has afternoon tea at the palace where she gives Cockney lessons to Her Majesty.