We have just written to Harvey and asked him if he wants to turn our little pink kiss and tell book about him and our time in LA LA Land, climbing the celebrity Ladder, into a movie.
Keep your eyes open, he might just say yes.
Thursday, 16 August 2007
Friday, 10 August 2007
Posh And Her Puppy Go Shopping
Why would Posh insist that her hubby goes shopping with her? Take a look at our Celebrity wannabes out for a day shopping in West Hollywood. They both look like they want to shoot themselves. How many pairs of sunglasses does one person need for Gods sake.
The problem for the Beckhams is, there is nothing else to do in LA but shop. We have heard on the grapevine through our man Nigel, Nigel Knows, life is not so fantastic after all and Perez Hilton gives them less than a year before they are looking for somewhere else to set up home.
We think it will be less time than that before they are sick of tacky Vegas for the weekend and hanging out with the Crinkly set in Palm Springs.
Tuesday, 7 August 2007
Hot Tip Off Of The Day
Paris Hilton told friends she buys her black and white lace underwear from British lingerie shop Agent Provocateur, loved by a host of Hollywood stars.
Looking For Harvey Weinstein
Read the little pink kiss and tell book everyone in LA is talking about. We wrote it after spending many years climbing the celebrity ladder to find Mr Weinstein. It is very funny, very real and very informative about who and what you need to know to get on in LA LA Land. We have sent a copy off to Posh to read.
Open Your North And South And Become A Paper Hat
It has to be seen as a worry when Victoria Beckham is teaching Tom Cruise to Talk Posh, Cor Blimey!!! It seems Tom is fascinated by her Cockney slang and enjoys mimicking her whenever he is round her pad for a cuppa, we cannot think of anything more ridiculous.
The next thing we know Tom will be backing the remake of
Mary Poppins with Posh playing the Nanny and him playing Bert the Dick Van Dyke role, no no please.
This is what happens when the provincial meets the rough. She has probably told them all she is great pals with the Queen and often has afternoon tea at the palace where she gives Cockney lessons to Her Majesty.
Friday, 3 August 2007
To Posh For Malibu Beach Baby
We don't want to say, told you so but it looks like Posh has had enough of Beverly Hills after just two weeks. We could have told her not to invest $10 Million in a home there, its boring and full of old people. The Celebrities who live there are always away filming, holidaying or doing what Celebrities do.
It seems Posh wants to move to The Beach and buy a $40 Million Dollar home. It won't make her happy, lets face it flip flops, no make up and Pam Anderson as your neighbour? Watch out Posh, she is a man eater and looks pretty good in her tight red swimsuit.
Thursday, 2 August 2007
Heavens Above What Is Going On Courtney Love?
Now this is the other extreme of what happens to LA wannabes. Poor Courtney, not only does she have an eating problem but she has major problems with those lips. According to our sources, she is not happy with her trout pout and is considering more cosmetic surgery to put things right again.
Just enjoy being a major Rock and Roll chick for goodness sake and stop trying to hard. Money clearly does not buy you happiness, well not in LA, anyway.
Mrs Blair Just Does Not Care
Now if you were on holiday in Barbados with the Ex leader of the Country, as a wannabe celebrity, you would expect the Paps to be watching your every move, yes? Well poor Mrs Blair obviously has no worries about the way she looks in a swimsuit!
It seems that the beached whale look is in this year, as an alarming number of top profile folk just don't seem to give a toss, sign of the times, perhaps.
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